DARNIE Street Report: Meow!!

Singapore, Geylang - Owners of cars parked along the food street at Geylang area returned to their cars with mixed reactions over the past weeks. Their reaction is not surprising. Over 40 owners of cars reported that a syndicate of cats protested over the IMF and Animal Rights issues. These cats reportedly climb onto cars, mainly expensive ones, from WRX to Benz, and make their bed there.

"I am afriad to drive off! The cat would not move!," said Mr Samuel, who returned to his WRX with a cat stuck to its top. Apparently, this act of nonsense will stop once the Singapore government issues a statute to allow protesting as a legal activity. Experts says damages claimed from insurance companies following these freak events involving paw scratches amounted to S$40,000 over the past few weeks since the protest started.

Leader of this protest is Garfield, the ring leader of the cat society. "Meow meow meow... meow meow meow," said Garfield. It seems that while many members participate as a protest, many simply love the texture of the smooth rooftops. - Geredson Smith