This is a post I borrowed from my friend Adrain who had kindly allowed me to use it~!

Tribute to Mab the Babe
Adrian the Great and Mab the Babe went camping in the desert.After they got their tent all set up, they both fell sound asleep.Some hours later, Adrian wakes Mab and says, "Holy cow, look towards sky, what you see?"Mab the Babe replies, "I see millions of stars.""What that tell you?" asked Adrian the Great.Mab the Babe ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, dear?"Adrian the Great is silent for a moment, then says, "Holy cow, you are blurrer than sotong. Someone has stolen tent."

* Pls dun hit me sweetie. I’m sorry for the above joke, but it’s the truth. Teeheehee. Always remember: it’s your flaws that are attractive to me.