GE: The Great Election!

I have never had the chance to vote. I am now 24. And I can smell it in the air. The news just released the news that the garmen had decided that the GE would be held around the first 2 weeks of May.

If I can decide the GE date, I would of course hold it near early May. Oh yes, the news also mentioned the reason was because garmen took into account the school schedule to facilitate the election. Hahaha... if you are thinking of the date, something smells fishy.

We would most likely get our garmen progress package around May 1. Most of us would be floating on cash, getting on high, feeling shiok! Thus, when you all vote during the GE at the schools and CCs, you would most likely to be clad in that Massimo Dutti outfit or with a LV wallet. Some of you would get that extra kick for your new Honda Jazz. Basically, you will be feeling good when you draw that cross and tick on the ballot sheet. Heh.... i leave the rest of the discourse to you.

Opposition Party: "You fools! You all are falling for the trap!"
Singaporeans:"What Trap?"
Opposition Party: "The garmen $$$ they call progress package la!"
Singaporeans:"Eh... but then hor, is it a good thing leh"
Opposition Party:"See la, you all are picking up the bait!"
Singaporeans:"Haha.. this is the kind of bait I want, I dun care about the rest..."
Garmen:"HHeeehehehehehe...wooohooooooooooooo!"
NUS Economics Faculty:"With the higher payout, it will be cancelled with the rising Inflation and GST. Real income does not increase and you are just ........"
Darnie:"Get lost la... NUS freaks..... talk so much, but still go Q for your progress package...lousy.."
NUS Economics Faculty:"but darnie..."
Darnie:"SHUT UP!"