9 words women use

Recieved this in my email. Men please read:

9 Words Women Use

1.) Fine : > >This is the word women use to end an argument > >>when they are right and > >you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is > >>getting dressed, this > >means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five > >>minutes if you have just > >been given five more minutes to watch the game > >>before helping around > >the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the > >>storm. This means > >something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments > >>that begin with > >nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a > >>dare, not > >permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, > >>but is > >a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh > >>means > >she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time > > > >>standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for > > > >>the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most > > > >>dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she > > > >>wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay > >for > >>your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not > >question, or > >>Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's > >way of saying > >>F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another > >dangerous > >>statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a > >man to do > >>several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later > >result in a > >>man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer > >to #3.